1 post tagged “sticks”

I’ve decided that I’m a big fan of sticks. When you’ve got a stick on your personage you just feel taller. Which is nice when you’re short. Particularly because, technically, you’re still as close to the ground as ever. Which is fairly important when you’re prone to falling over on a regular basis. And yet the illusion of tallness. So. Nice.

Also sticks are good for chewing on if you’ve misplaced your toothbrush. And for playing Pooh Sticks with. And for entertaining not-very-bright dogs. And, if you’re in possession of the Secret Girl Guide Knowledge - which, just between you and me, I am - sticks are excellent for lashing together to form a camping washstand. Should you happen to require a washstand when you’re camping.